I am now qualified to glorify the old days and cast
aspersions on the new ones. My first statement is both. At the drugstore soda
fountain at 21
st and Drexel on Indianapolis’ East side, they served
an ice cream flavor called raspberry salad. Raspberry ice cream and nuts. No
doubt, the nuts made it a salad. It was delicious. It doesn’t exist today and
Wikipedia has no listing for it as an ice cream flavor like chocolate or orange
sherbet. A few silly salads with raspberries in it is all.
Now I was victim of old folks like me when I was a kid. You could go to a movie for a nickel, they
said a penny would actually buy something.
And I have my own memories from my childhood. You could buy a pack of cigarettes, or a loaf
of bread or a gallon of gas and have change back from a quarter. None of that
really means anything, except for the raspberry salad, of course.
But what I’m really angry about is that someone could write
a book and send it to a publisher. If
you were unknown, your manuscript would be tossed in a slush pile and might not
be read right away if you were an unknown.
But there was a good chance your book would get a look at some point;
and if they didn't want it, you’d get a letter of rejection. I have many such letters. I even have one from The New Yorker rejecting a poem I submitted. I am grateful they sent a letter, but perhaps
more appreciative that they decided not to embarrass me by printing the poem.
The writing community had a name for sending an unsolicited
manuscript to a publisher. It was an “over-the-transom” submission. And it was usually done without an agent. None
of that happens anymore now that publishing is in the hands of half a dozen big
corporations.
I’ve been dealing with that for the last couple of years. On
the other hand, let me start my rant with what really upset me. I’ll get back
to the big five publishers and their mimics among the so-called independents.
A few months back, I had a germ of an idea for a story. It
seemed to write itself. Oddly though, it came out as a stage play. That’s not
entirely silly because that’s how I started writing (and acting)— skits in
grade school and plays in high school and college as well as community theatre. All that happened before I started writing
mysteries or helped start an alternative newspaper.
So when I finished my play I decided to send it to a major
non-profit theatre company in San Francisco where I had lived for 25
years. I knew no one at the theatre company, only that it was highly regarded. So I sent a note to
the artistic director asking for the appropriate contact.
“We are not allowed to accept unsolicited material,” the
director replied, suggesting that they only accept material from those
professionally represented (an agent). The phrase “we are not allowed” is bogus
from the start. At best, “unwilling” is the word. It also bothered me that a
non-profit organization would shut down a member of the community, forcing a
writer to go through a for-profit entity to even have a chance for
consideration. As many in the book world know, finding an agent is more
difficult than finding a publisher.
I replied:
I'm
sure this is policy and not necessarily of your making, but the agent
requirement is counter-creative and counter community interest. I'm 71…and
have represented myself with Penguin, St. Martin's Press as well as Canadian
and London publishers. It's a bit late for me to find an agent who will
take on someone who hasn't a promising future because there's not much of a
future left. I think that forced representation (or anyone) is deeply unfair.
Again, I'm sure this isn't your doing, so I'm harboring no ill feelings toward
you; but policy makers should be reminded how soulfully barren that policy is.
It really has no place in the arts.
The
theatre company is not alone. I have two novels I’d like to send out, but after
the big five closed submissions to non-agented writers, the emerging
independents, some of them showing a tremendous spirit and supporting new and
old voices embodied a bit of hope that the publishing world was more than James
Patterson and the William Morris Agency. However, even many of enterprising
newcomers seem to be closing the gates.
“No
unsolicited manuscripts. No exceptions.”
Don’t
get me wrong. Over the last 30 or so years, in addition to seeing 18 of my
novels published, I’ve accumulated a number of rejection slips. Some, though
certainly not all, are variations of form letters. But the likelihood is that my query, synopsis
or a paragraph or two of the submitted manuscript were read or skimmed before
the decision was made to reject it. And even if the rejection contained an
observation I disagreed with, I did not resent the publisher’s decision, or
comments for that matter. That truly is the publisher’s business. What happened
was that someone gave it a few minutes and then responded. That’s all any of us
are entitled to.
In the case of the theater company mentioned
above it’s a little worse. We have a community–based, nonprofit (tax and grant
supported) organization acting like a Monsanto or G.E. Regarding the book publishers, sadly, the
highly spirited folks who set up new, vibrant publishing companies aren’t any different
from the big five conglomerate publishers. They are, in too many cases,
following in the big guys’ icy footsteps.
“No
unsolicited manuscripts. No exceptions.”
Now
it’s true: I am getting old and
grumpy. It might also be true that my
skills, such as they were, are slipping. My days may be numbered, or over. Then again the play, which prompted this
rant, is about getting old and grumpy and irrelevant. And one’s advanced age
and history should suggest some level of competence, at least enough for the
work to warrant a quick glance.