"Is it the Mitt Romney that was on the side of — against the Second Amendment before he was for the Second Amendment? Was it…. was before…. he was before the social programs from the standpoint of… he was for standing up for Roe v. Wade before he was against first…. Roe v. Wade?” — Rick Perry
"The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is…. Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance.... A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza." — Herman Cain
“There’s a large part of me that’s four years old. I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s a cookie. I don’t know where it is but I know it’s mine and I have to go find it. That’s how I live my life. My life is amazingly filled with fun.” — Newt Gingrich
And the winner shows how important it is to say nothing, nothing at all.
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." — Mitt Romney