The people who make up the largest percentage of this blog’s
readership aren’t from from Indiana. In
fact, there is a huge block from Russia and another from Europe. And for the
most part, my posts focus on writing crime fiction and film. So why am I fixating
on the ignorant Governor of one-mid-sized state?
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Dear Lt. Governor, Why So Quiet? |
I’m sorry. He’s like
a stone in my shoe. He is a prime
example of what I like least in human behavior – bullying. He is making his personal
fundamentalist religious beliefs law and says he is doing so for the cause of
“religious freedom.” There is, of
course, no freedom, religious or otherwise, when one’s religious freedom trumps
another’s.
While a congressman, Pence voted against the notion that
women must be paid the same as men when they do the exact same job and was
consistently anti-gay. As governor, he disliked the results of the school
superintendent election so he created a new state office to which newly elected
superintendent must report, essentially putting himself in charge despite the
electorate. No one is less qualified to run any educational program, which is
why the electorate ignored his candidate in the first place He’s not
particularly fond of any class that teaches the world is older than what the
creationists’ believe. He doesn’t believe in evolution or climate change. And
he has strange notions about being poor. “We’re ‘ennobling’ poor people by
cutting off food stamps,” he said.
Unsatisfied by how the largely conservative Hoosier
press was treating him – apparently they had the audacity to ask him questions
– he tried to set up his own news agency. That didn’t go well. Then the tsunami hit. He had proposed and the
gerry-mandered state legislature agreed to legislation that would permit if not
encourage discrimination against LGBT people and by logical extension would
also revive all sorts of discrimination. This upset a lot of people, not only
in Indiana, but elsewhere. Businesses threatened
to move. Other states instituted
boycotts. Performers cancelled concerts. Conventions threatened to move.
Corporations delayed expansion plans. Lost business hit Indianapolis big time, and
it had begun to affect other Indiana cities, Fort Wayne, South Bend and
Bloomington to name a few.
What did Pence do?
He stood firm. The law wasn’t
intended to discriminate, he insisted, despite the fact that that the bill
signing took place in a private ceremony attended by the most rabid anti-gay
leaders the state could produce. He denied the obvious and stood firm as the
state began to fall apart. Five mayors of Indianapolis, four former and four of
them Republican, wrote to express their outrage. He squared his jaw and
tightened his lips. He was standing his ground.
Indiana was getting the reputation of being the most
confederate state north of the Mason Dixon line. Even Arkansas, which
considered copying the law, backed off.
But not Governor Pence.
The state legislature folded and Pence relented, finally
signing a “fix.” Pence went off to
Europe, perhaps to clear his head or negotiate a deal with a P.R. agency. Once touted as a presidential possibility or,
at minimum a VP candidate, Pence was now in trouble. No one expected a Republican to be
progressive on social issues, but they were supposed to be good for business.
Pence’s penance turns out to be $2 million of
Indiana taxpayer money to hire a P.R. firm to improve Indiana’s image, which
was actually pretty good until Pence became governor. The money went to the
departments of Business Development and Tourism. No fan of his
privatizer-in-chief predecessor, Mitch Daniels, Daniels nonetheless manufactured
the perception that Indiana was a great state for business and a great place to
live. Indianapolis, in particular, was and is seeing a kind of renaissance, no
thanksto the governor. Pence and his inability to manage a crisis of his own
creation, destroyed years of hard work. His incompetence was broadcast
nationally not by opinionated pundits, but by Pence himself.
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Dear Pence, Save $2 Million:" Resign |
There are many questions here. What does all this
say about the man’s competence, let alone intelligence? Perhaps more important, is the expensive,
tax-funded P.R. campaign designed to restore Indiana’s image or Pence’s? First
you beat up the citizens and then ask them to pay the hospital bills and buy
you a new suit and a haircut.
There are those in Indiana who think Hoosiers should
move on, that continued attention to Pence’s folly only further embarrasses the
state. It’s also true: If he were to resign, the lieutenant governor (a person
of similar political persuasion) would take over and be in a position to go
after the seat herself, unless, of course, she was complicit. Though constitutionally in charge of the
Department of Commerce, to which business development and tourism, usually
report, Lt. Gov. Sue Ellspermann has been strangely quiet. Is she in hiding?
Meanwhile Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard may
consider a gubernatorial run during the GOP turmoil. Another connected
Republican has quit his day job and hinted he might challenge Pence who only a
short time ago was invinceable. Now, a battle for Indiana’s top job – between
pro-business and socially conservative Republicans – may ensue. The Grand Old
Party’s Good Old Boys suddenly have to deal with a restless herd.
Whatever happens, a bully like Pence should not be
allowed to skate, though I worry that his new $2 million connection to a gigantic
international P.R. firm could net him dividends in his golden years or keep him
afloat during his potential exile. He
has made, some might consider, a substantial down payment on an office with a K
Street address.
What he really deserves is to be ennobled. Really, a
Pence resignation would do more to restore Indiana’s image than a $2 million
P.R. campaign. They would make a big deal of it on the evening news. There would be a big sigh of relief and we
could again think about other things: Chris Christie in a revival of “The
Sopranos,” for example.